http://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2021/11/04/wtf-is-this-microsoft-security-podcasters-introduce-themselves-by-race-gender-and-hairstyle-in-case-you-couldnt-tell-by-looking-at-them-video/
Bill Gates seems like a pretty woke guy, despite the fact that he’s a billionaire, so we’re not really surprised to find wokeness at Microsoft.
We are, however, somewhat disturbed by what’s evidently going on over there:
Lomez ~ In addition to declaring their pronouns, bugmen are now greeting each other by stating their ethnicity and hairstyle.
http://twitter.com/i/status/1456276894664384523
Introducing oneself not just by ones preferred pronouns, but also by race, gender (we’d say “sex” but we’ve been reliably informed that there’s no such thing), and hairstyle? Is ... is that a thing now? Did a memo go out to society that we somehow missed? Because if so, we’d like to continue to miss it, please.
Luke Rudkowski ~ This is not a society that i wish to participate in.
Lomez ~ Hard to believe this isn’t an MDE sketch.
It’s not a sketch. It’s very, very real.
jess ~ OMFG, it’s real.
At least now we know which pronouns and race and hairstyles to use when we talk about Natalia and Nic behind their backs.
Sun God ~ Is this for blind people? Why would a blind person care what their race was?
Organic Production Unit ~ To know when and how to take offense, obviously.
Heh.
Blind people are just as capable as sighted people of recognizing cringe and wokeness.
As they should be. Because it’s insane.
Seth Dillon ~ Very woke of them, although they forgot to apologize for being white after confessing to it.
Maybe that’ll be in the next episode.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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