The Queen takes the visiting Pope for a ride in a horse carriage through London. Suddenly one of the horses farts very loudly.
“Oh my goodness, I am so terribly sorry!” apologises the embarrassed Queen.
“Oh don’t worry about it,” the Pope replied. “If you hadn’t said anything, I’d have just thought it was one of the horses!”
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!