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Big Bird has been in the news a lot lately after tweeting that he’d just gotten his COVID-19 vaccine and his wing was a little sore. People who know better than this editor say Big Bird is 6 years old, so he and other 5-to 11-year-olds are now approved to get the Pfizer vaccine. This was a big f’in deal ... even President Joe Biden replied to the tweet congratulating the yellow puppet on doing the right thing.
There has been some controversy, though. Not everyone is comfortable marketing the vaccine directly to kindergarteners, like when CNN had an “ABCs of the COVID Vaccine” town hall featuring Big Bird and Dr. Sanjay Gupta.
Now, there’s a bit of a feud going on between Big Bird and Sen. Ted Cruz after this tweet:
Big Bird ~ I got the COVID-19 vaccine today! My wing is feeling a little sore, but it'll give my body an extra protective boost that keeps me and others healthy.
Ms. @EricaRHill even said I’ve been getting vaccines since I was a little bird. I had no idea!
Ted Cruz ~ Government propaganda ... for your 5 year old!
Hillary Clinton has decided to weigh in with a photo of her with Big Bird, explaining he’s just a bird that teaches children things.
Hillary Clinton ~ It’s a bird that teaches children things.
Like how to stay healthy.
That’s it.
Whoever runs Cruz’s Twitter account is savage:
Ted Cruz ~ Captured in the wild, rare image of Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch ...
Sound the Dread Alarm ~ 😂😂😂
Colin Steinberg ~ The dress color is PERFECT!
Robin Phillips ~ 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
Rudy ~
Eric Bertram boop/bop/beep ~
Chris O'Leary ~
Michael Pittman ~ The Zodiac does it again.
JamieGB ~ That’s pretty mean to Oscar. Even Oscar is somewhat likable.
keep austin nasty ~ Okay, this one is objectively funny. But it’s wrong to do Oscar like that.
Yeah, Ted ... I think you owe Oscar an apology!
Unrelated, but we have to post this gem from Jim Treacher:
jimtreacher.substack.com ~ "You think you know these government people? What they're capable of? You don't know nothin'. The Tuskegee Experiment. Google it."
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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