http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2021/11/11/things-are-so-bad-in-nyc-the-new-york-post-felt-the-need-to-publish-a-how-to-survive-guide-on-being-pushed-onto-the-subway-tracks/
Meanwhile, in New York City ...
The New York Post published a handy “how to survive” guide just in case you’re pushed onto the subway tracks during your daily commute:
New York Post ~ How to survive being pushed on the NYC subway
http://trib.al/lGadbIZ
Step one: Don’t electrocute yourself:
First tip, avoid the third rail at all costs. Licking batteries as a kid might’ve been fun, but no one wants to feel the rush of 600 volts of electricity.
Good job, Mayor de Blasio:
Serotonin's Gone ~ Doing great @NYCMayor!
And it’s not even satire:
Tom ~ Not a BabylonBee story!
It’s really sad that this had to be even written:
Kate Case ~ If this is a needed article, then it just goes to show how far down NYC has gone.
And No. 1 on the list should be to move out of New York City:
Brian Doherty ~ #1: move out of the city.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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