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Can we love this tweet from the Women’s March too much?
No. No, we cannot:
Women's March ~ We apologize deeply for the email that was sent today. $14.92 was our average donation amount this week. It was an oversight on our part to not make the connection to a year of colonization, conquest, and genocide for Indigenous people, especially before Thanksgiving.
Wow.
Stephen L. Miller ~
Emily Jashinsky ~ Keeping all of your email recipients in mind at this difficult time.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
Oh, we have no doubt that the Women’s March is very, very concerned about the trauma they’ve inflicted on their email subscribers.
Ahmed Al Assliken ~ There's no way there are people like this who are actually real.
Hey, these are the fruit loops who dress up like vaginas - of course they exist!
Why not? Have you seen the Women’s March people?
b ~ Wait, is this a parody account, now?
Poor Women’s March. They try so hard, you know?
Retired Orrin G. Hatch ~ We have reached a point where satire simply cannot compete with the absurdity of real life.
And we’re grateful for that, because this is real and spectacular.
Foster ~ Oh yes, oh, yes.
Ghost Gunner Lizzy ~ This is fantastic.
Nathan Wurtzel ~ THIS IS AWESOME.
*clap clap clap clap clap*
THIS IS AWESOME.
Kate Paul Dillon ~ I’m sorry, I can’t stop laughing at how ridiculous this is.
Oilfield Rando ~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
It was nice knowing you, Stephen.
Jeryl Bier ~ "Oh, crap. And this week, donations average $16.19. Who can we give a retroactive refund to??"
Steve ~ I think the @TheBabylonBee has some competition.
Caleb Howe ~ They could charge $1.99 a minute to look at this tweet and make WAY more than $14.92.
Jeryl Bier ~ Seriously, shut Twitter down, because it just peaked.
Ben McDonald ~ Put it in the Louvre.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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