...gonna need a 55 gallon drum of the color of your choice and a sprayer. Will get as much as I can before I run out of paint.
...also reminds me of a limerick
There once was a man from tibet
Who thought of the strangest thing yet
He poured blue enamel
on the ass of a camel
and buggered the beast while it was wet.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!