http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2021/12/05/ha-blue-check-asks-twitter-where-chris-cuomo-should-apply-since-cnn-sacked-him-annnd-were-officially-dead-now-thanks/
Now that Chris Cuomo is unemployed, Amy Tarkanian was thoughtful enough to ask Twitter for some suggestions of new jobs Andy’s little brother could apply for …
Amy Tarkanian ~ Where should Chris Cuomo apply for his next job?
And as you can likely imagine, the responses were hilarious.
Brutal.
Merciless.
But hilarious.
Tea Party Barbie ~ Kamala Harris' office. I hear she could use some new staff members with press experience. 😂
Heh.
It could be the perfect fit!
The American Guy ~
Annnd we’re dead.
Chad Chaddington ~ Gas station in Philly.
Tandy ~ A Jersey Shore T-shirt shop.
Lloyd Richard McElheny ~ @ChrisCuomo should apply for his next job at Waste Management. He has years of experience shoveling garbage.
Oof, CNN felt this one.
Freedom isn’t free ~ He’ll change his “gender” then become admiral of something in the Biden administration.
Let’s not give him any ideas, ok?
Biden: ‘This is my new Communications Czar, Christina Cuomo.’
Heh.
BentnWasted ~ MSNBC
We honestly wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to see him show up there.
Tangerine Sweet ~ The View
Move over Joy Behar!
Blank ~ Cleaning the set for @TuckerCarlson’s show.
Jack Webb was Right ~ The Dollar Store
Mayor McSnark ~ Waffle House
#LetsGoBrandon ~ I need someone to clean my toilets. Just offering.
What a giver.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence