Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police say
http://www.yahoo.com/news/bomb-squad-called-er-patient-100800683.html
...gutfeld covered this on his show tonite but I thought in the interest of public safety it should be repeated. Perhaps I shoulda put it on the pharters board.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!