"I already look like Tom Selleck (maybe more like his grandpa) but don'tcha think folks would get outa my way when I am going thru the beer bait and ammo store?"
No. If'n ya look like dis ...
... all da wimmenz gonna be fallin' all over ya.
If'n ya want everyone to git outta yer way, wear dis, instead ...
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence