http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2021/12/07/brings-a-tear-to-our-eyes-pat-sajaks-christmas-message-to-his-fellow-californians-hilariously-nukes-democrats-ruining-the-state/
Been some time since we last wrote about Pat Sajak, and this tweet where he sent a Christmas message to his fellow Californians may be the most perfect fit for a Twitchy piece … ever.
Only Pat could use Christmas cheer to decimate the stupid policies Democrats have put into place that are quite frankly destroying California.
Take a look.
Pat Sajak ~ A Christmas message to my fellow Californians: If you plan to steal merchandise, please keep it under $950. This way, it’s a misdemeanor, and you’ll be less likely to be prosecuted. More importantly, there will be more left for others to steal. Remember, Christmas is for sharing.
Just BRIMMING with Christmas snark.
And hey, he’s right ... Christmas is for sharing.
Cory Morgan ~ Your holiday messaging brings a tear to the eye.
Ours as well.
Nicholas DiNubile MD ~ And remember ... only 17 looting days till #Christmas. 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
viking1905 ~ You don't want to be arrested so wear your masks!
Oooh, good point.
You won’t get arrested for looting (as long as what you steal is under $950) but they MIGHT bust you if you don’t cover your face.
R ~ What about at places like Kohl’s? Is the $950 determined before or after the 20% off instant savings, then the $10 Kohl’s Bucks, and then the further 15% off coupon my wife always has in her purse?
Good questions.
Does the idiotic law take into account discounts? Coupon codes? Store cash?
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Timothy Pack ~ The store should send them a 1099 for merch over $600.
Diane Di Genio ~ It's a crazy world we live in Pat.
Pat for the nice list!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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