FutZballZ Joke
...there was a story about a former linebacker in the nfl who had played several games with both his hands in a cast as they were broken. Being interviewed about the difficulties. He said the greatest difficulty was taking a leak during the half time. "Ya find out who ya friends are". he says.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!