Buzkhashi
Buzkashi is a game that is the National Pastime of Afghanistan. It is played with about a hundred men ahorseback and a dead goat. I am not certain what it is they are trying to do with the goat, but it sells a lot of tickets in afghanistan. I know you are excited already but get this. There is no National Buzkashi League here in the United States. No games, no playoffs, no draft day, nothing. There are zillions of bucks to be made here. We could even have a fan night where we could allow fans to select their favorite democrat to do a stand in for the goat. I wish I had thought of this when we wuz younger.
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