Well ... here ya go!
Pabst Blue Ribbon helpfully suggests a NSFW substitute activity for those of you who are ‘not drinking this January’; UPDATED
http://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2022/01/03/pabst-blue-ribbon-helpfully-suggests-a-nsfw-substitute-activity-for-those-of-you-who-are-not-drinking-this-january/
At least zzshart should be pleased with their alternative.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence