No longer ‘[feeling] objectified’ by the Babylon Bee, Ted Cruz teases an exciting new project in response ‘to popular demand from angry libs’
http://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2022/01/03/no-longer-feeling-objectified-by-the-babylon-bee-ted-cruz-teases-an-exciting-new-project-in-response-to-popular-demand-from-angry-libs/
Over the weekend, the Babylon Bee took some inspiration from AOC and her very sexy “plight of the super-hot in America” and did a story about GOP Sen. Ted Cruz.
The Babylon Bee ~ Ted Cruz Says All His Haters Are Just Unable To Resist His Raw Sex Appeal
http://babylonbee.com/news/ted-cruz-says-all-his-haters-just-think-hes-really-sexy
Da Bee at its finest!
At first, Cruz felt “objectified”:
Ted Cruz ~ I feel objectified.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
But after having a few nights to sleep on it, Cruz has changed his tune:
Ted Cruz ~ Due to popular demand from angry libs, in 2022 we’ll be putting out a swimsuit calendar.
Gonna have to get clo one as a late Christmas present ... that and a case of Mad Dog 20/20.
Talk about a 180! Guess he realized that sometimes it’s just better to embrace the social pressure rather than fight it.
Dr Steven Buckley (Replying to @tedcruz) ~ Photoshoot in Cancun?
Ted Cruz (Replying to @StevenJCBuckley) ~ Of course!
It’s the obvious choice.
Bryan Riddles ~ I don't agree with this guy most of the time, but I appreciate his sense of humor.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence