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Too funny! Way to go, Ted. 

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No longer ‘[feeling] objectified’ by the Babylon Bee, Ted Cruz teases an exciting new project in response ‘to popular demand from angry libs’

http://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2022/01/03/no-longer-feeling-objectified-by-the-babylon-bee-ted-cruz-teases-an-exciting-new-project-in-response-to-popular-demand-from-angry-libs/

Over the weekend, the Babylon Bee took some inspiration from AOC and her very sexy “plight of the super-hot in America” and did a story about GOP Sen. Ted Cruz.

The Babylon Bee ~ Ted Cruz Says All His Haters Are Just Unable To Resist His Raw Sex Appeal
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http://babylonbee.com/news/ted-cruz-says-all-his-haters-just-think-hes-really-sexy

Da Bee at its finest! 

At first, Cruz felt “objectified”:

Ted Cruz ~ I feel objectified.

Heh heh heh heh heh. 

But after having a few nights to sleep on it, Cruz has changed his tune:

Ted Cruz ~ Due to popular demand from angry libs, in 2022 we’ll be putting out a swimsuit calendar.

Gonna have to get clo one as a late Christmas present ... that and a case of Mad Dog 20/20. 

Talk about a 180! Guess he realized that sometimes it’s just better to embrace the social pressure rather than fight it.

Dr Steven Buckley (Replying to @tedcruz) ~ Photoshoot in Cancun?

Ted Cruz (Replying to @StevenJCBuckley) ~ Of course!

It’s the obvious choice.

Bryan Riddles ~ I don't agree with this guy most of the time, but I appreciate his sense of humor.

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