...I have done a study in Toadsuck as to who is wearing masks and who is not. I wear a mask when I go into a liquor store or an adult book store. It's for my health but the covid has nothing to do with it.
...the rest of the folks wearing em are little old ladies with blue hair who are also carrying umbrellas even thought there isn't a cloud in the sky, or old guys who look like they are retired from a government job. Perhaps one of them no show jobs like MIchelle had.
...there are two types of masks out there. One of em is no more effective at straining out viruses than a flower sifter would be. The other will prevent some viruses and all air from getting to ya. Neither is helpful.
...then there is the guy who works behind the counter at the adult book store. He wears a mask.
...he also wears a cape and carries a cat of nine tails whip.