Thank goodness it was a photo of her "Rosie Barbie Doll" and NOT of her!
If Rosie ever does consider taking some topless pics of herself:
1. First, she would have to go to China and get a Yeti Wax.
2. Under no circumstances will I be posting them on the Hooters Board ... the lesbians who appear at Beldin's Bar & Grill have to meet certain minimum standards that Rosie will never be able to attain.
3. I would be willing (for an exorbitant fee and while wearing solar eclipse goggles) to facilitate the sending of such toxic photos to websites where acceptable taste in ... uh ... women ... are more on the ... uh ... bestial ... side - like Iran and whatever part of Greece that zzshart came from.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence