Septuagenarian makes startling discovery!
...that's me, the Septuagenarian. Means I am between 70 and 79 years old. I just wanted to improve the vocabulary of my loyal followers. Anyway, I have made yet another startling discovery
Men don't lose stuff. They do before they is grown up, get their own place to live and their own tools, but not after that. It's a guy thing. We know where everything is and exactly where we left it. Every missing tool can be traced back to teen age sons who don't have their own tools or women who often go into our offices or shops and just move stuff around just to be ornery.
Think it's not so? Deep down inside ya know I am right. Ya familiar with that angry feeling ya get at the wife / girlfriend when ya can't find your Router? Deep down inside ya know she either borrowed it or just moved it so that once ya needed it and couldn't find it ya would have to go to her for help. She will walk in the room / shop / office and put her finger right on it. Coincidence??? I think not!!!
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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