...I spent most of the halftime in the shower trying to make myself sexy and glamorous for mz ribit. We always celebrate the end of football season with wild gorilla sex complete with a trampoline and a trapeze. What little of the halftime show I saw was indeed hideous and embarassing. Tribal ritual is an apt description.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!