...mz ribit is always on me to do stuff like that, but picking up after me is about all the exercise she gets. Besides, I am plumb tuckered out from making messes.
...Actually it's better if she just puts all the stuff up all the time as I never seem to get anything in the right place. "What does it mean when I find the soda crackers in the refrigerator?" she asks. "What does it mean when I find the milk in the pantry?" another question. So I gives her a question to ponder. "Do ya know what it means when you find my socks in the toilet?"
"No" she say, "What do it mean?"
"It mean ya shouldn't look in the hamper!"
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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