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Blue-checked climate reporter has come up with a surefire way to get gas prices back down 

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Dave Levitan is a climate reporter for Grid, an outlet focused on “reporting and analysis on how world events, persistent challenges and mega-trends connect.” As a climate reporter, Dave has a lot of knowledge about climate issues. And, by extension, a lot of really awesome and creative ideas!

Like this one:

Dave Levitan ~ What if, instead of gas prices going up for everybody, oil companies simply made less money.

Has anyone ever thought of that? Huh? Have they? Bet they haven’t!

Good for you, Dave.

Hey, Dave ... do you know what the typical margins are on gasoline ... DO YOU??? Not a lot. But, notwithstanding your ignorance of basic economics, why are you so free and easy with other people's money, eh, Dave? Ah ... that's right ... because you're a Marxist prole. 

Mill Shiesty ~ Whatdahell?

Yeah ... ol' Dave is one of the sharper blades at the Grid, don'tcha know. 

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Noam Blum ~ Why don't they make the whole plane out of the same material as the black box?

Isn’t this fun? This is fun.

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Look at him. Just look at him!

Ese ~ LOL! Lefties love talking profit margins of stuff they have nothing to do with.

Becca Lower ~ "How does the free market work?"

That’s actually an even better question than Dave Levitan’s. And it prompts even better ideas than Dave Levitan’s:

I Can’t Even ~ What if, instead of sounding ignorant, you learned economics and the basic principles of business finance?

Ooooooh, NO! That would mean that Dave would have to take a little personal responsibility and do something called "work," which is definitely NOT a Dave-kinda-thing, don'tcha know. He'd rather do journalisming and simply make sh!t up - lots easier for Dave. 

Dave Van de Walle ~ What if, instead of sending dumb tweets, you took a class on business?

What do you say, Dave? You up to the challenge?

Or, better yet, are you up for this one?

Shuck ~ What if journalists made less money? Or learned to code?

Now that’s a great idea.




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