Police find reported tiger on the loose was stuffed toy
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/03/23/police-tiger-lose-stuffed-toy/5211648037296/
By Wade Sheridan
UPI
March 23, 2022
March 23 (UPI) -- Police in Oldham, England, responded to a call about a tiger loose in a neighborhood garden that ended up being a stuffed toy.
A concerned citizen made the call thinking that a real tiger was resting on the grass.
Police quickly arrived onto the scene and determined that it was a stuffed toy.
The GMP Oldham Central Facebook page uploaded a photo of the stuffed animal and provided a quote from Tony the Tiger who exclaimed "They're grrrrrrrreat!" when asked about Oldham Police.
"Tony is now safely booked into property at Oldham Police station," the Facebook post continued.
Kinda reminds me of that time when the Toad Suck police responded to a call that a rampaging hippopotamus was tearing up the grounds at the Royal Palace ... and all they found was Stacey.
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