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Last night, Daily Beast columnist Wajahat Ali shared a harrowing COVID experience with his Twitter followers. We have to warn you, you may find what you are about to read highly disturbing:
Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli) ~ Dude just told me to take off my mask because the virus is fake. I'm in Florida.
5:08 PM · Apr 10, 2022
Hey, Wajahat, look at the bright side: you survived! Not many others in your situation can say that.
Christina Pushaw (@ChristinaPushaw) ~ Fake news, we are all dead in Florida already.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
That’s why the Grim Reaper walks the Florida beaches!
The Nasty Italian (@sayitnspinit) ~ Actually, he's politely letting you know how stupid you look.
Yeah, and Wajahat Ali IS awfully stupid.
Or he would be letting Ali know how stupid he looks … if any of this had actually happened.
Blake Beye (@realBlakeBeye) ~ I'll take "things that didn't happen" for $500.
Uh oh, Wajahat ... people are having doubts about your story, lil' guy!
NevilleTheCat (@FearTheFloof) ~ This didn’t happen.
We do have a hard time believing Ali here. The fact that he’s a notorious purveyor of BS doesn’t really help him in the credibility department.
Eric Spencer (@JustEric) ~ This tweet is art.
First, he made it up.
But he made it up to say, "hUrR dUrR fLoRiDuH r DuM."
But in his made-up story, he's wearing a mask. In 2022. So while the made-up person in the made-up story is dumb, he's WAY dumber in his own made-up story.
Simply amazing.
(It’s like when Dwight Schrute said that he wouldn’t be the manager of the hotel he co-owns in hell with Satan in his fantasy.)
And it gets better still, because not only is Wajahat Ali almost certainly making the whole thing up and undermining his own alleged intellect, but he’s also undermining his own alleged commitment to doing everything he can to protect his own health:
Damin Toell (@damintoell) ~ If he’s in Florida, I guess we know which choice Wajahat made.
Sooooooooo, Wajahat ... what are ya doin' in Florida, eh? Lookin' for some ...
Uh-oh, Wajahat.
At least Wajahat Ali’s story had a surprise ending!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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