It's A Monday morning and I was informed we is headed off to go purchase bags of Topsoil to fill all the holes the dog dug in the back yard over the winter..
He always digs after moles and never catches any but leaves nice large holes...
So my back yard has somewhere around a dozen or so holes in it that ya could break an ankle treading inside of one.
Of course all you married fellas know that
WE does not mean "WE", it means YOU or I...
And then, da BOSS wants to tell ya HOW to go about filling in the holes after ya has gotten the needed topsoil to do that with... Ya can;t just pick up a BAG, slit the top and pour. Oh no. Ya has to go retrieve the wheel barrow the son in law borrowed and never returned last fall and then pick up the same number of bags of dirt and pour them into the wheel barrow and pick up the handles of it and wheel it all over the yard using a shovel to now get the dirt out of it versus just slit the corner of bag and pour and be done with it..
The FINAL part of this scenario is that IF SHE ISN'T happy because you point out how ludicrous this whole thing is, well, WE ain't gonna be very happy for quite a while longer...
Other than that, How's your day going? 
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