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Re: RIBIT 

By: Beldin in 6TH POPE | Recommend this post (2)
Wed, 04 May 22 6:37 PM | 40 view(s)
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De sez ~ "Say some prayers for Mz ribit too. Ribs won't be able to fulfill his marital obligations to her for two months. One could hardly blame her for running off with the milkman during that long period of recuperation."

My understanding is that da queen is far more concerned about the pressure she'll be under once the frog king recovers, rather than the ... uh ... "lack of marital bliss" during his recovery period. Apparently, as part of the surgical procedure, ribit is having this pump installed ... 

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... Rated at 330 gallons per minute, she's afraid it will turn him into an amphibian, industrial-grade power washer.

I was afraid of this. All of his efforts to try to keep up with Stacey is gonna do nothing but cause BIG problems, don'tcha know! 




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Re: RIBIT
By: Decomposed in 6TH POPE
Wed, 04 May 22 1:31 PM 		Msg. 31707 of 60008

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Re: “Anybody know how Ribit is doing?”Nope. But he could be in the hospital for one to two days, so don't worry (too much) if we don't hear from him.

He's going to be carting around a bladder catheter for a couple of days after he gets out, and then he'll have pain when he urinates (which will probably be often) for the next six weeks. From what I read, he's having a transurethral resection of the prostate, not the more serious prostatectomy. He should be fine by mid-June but hurtin'.

Say some prayers for Mz ribit too. Ribs won't be able to fulfill his marital obligations to her for two months. One could hardly blame her for running off with the milkman during that long period of recuperation.

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