...I am back and I am beautiful! Pain is negligible at this point. I do have an opinion on hospital beds. They are the same guys who designed the chairs in doctors offices and Christmas tree lights that all go out when one of em go out. The doctor gave me two bottles of pain med and I will save them til when I feel better. Me and mz ribit will sit in the living room watching The Good Doctor and Blacklist while popping pills. Other than being "slightly goofy" I am fine and Mz ribit says that.
When they wheeled me out of recovery and headed me toward the hosp room they were moving at a pretty good clip. I told em "No matter what else ya do, Do Not Snag that Catheter Tube on whilst ya is trucking on down the hall.