...she had to find a Presidential Diaper Changer before she could go.
...she felt safe leaving him and the country in the hands of the LGBTQ-WHATEVER Press secretary.
...the easter bunny will take joe out to the rose garden and hide a few eggs for him. I know it isn't easter again, but joe doesn't.
...it will be an excellent opportunity for joe to sniff his new press secretary's hair. Hopefully he won't raise a leg to mark his territory.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!