Aggressive girls can be exciting too.
There are many questions you can have fun answering with an aggressive girl. Am I stronger than she is? Is public humiliation really important to her, or is it just a hobby? Can we both be on top at the same time?
Aggressive girls are not always what they seem. Frequently, in the privacy of their own homes, they are even more obnoxious. (Sounds like the dominatrix of Pffart4 if you ask me... - De)
But, hey, maybe public humiliation is really important to you.
You might believe that just because a girl is aggressive, you can do or say anything at all and she will still agree to continue the argument in a motel.
This is not true. There are some things even aggressive girls do not like.
What Aggressive Girls Do Not Like.
1. Aggressive girls do not like it if you try to get their attention by snapping their bra straps.
2. Aggressive girls do not like it when you put a glass eye in their drink.
3. Aggressive girls hate it when you sprinkle them with chest hair.
4. Aggressive girls really hate it when you tell them, "It's always hard, so whenever you're ready..."
5. Aggressive girls can't stand it when you chuck them under the chin and say, "Koochie-koochie coo."
6. Aggressive girls go ape when you try to introduce yourself by blowing up their nose. So how can you make a good impression on an aggressive girl? Simple. Do what aggressive girls like.
What Aggressive Girls Like
1. Aggressive girls like it when you take a last drag on your cigarette, leaning casually across the bar, and stub the butt out on their foreheads.
2. Aggressive girls like it when you introduce yourself by playing the Flight of the Bumblebee on your armpit.
3. Aggressive girls really respond when you ask them to be partners with you in a tag team wrestling match, then invite them to your apartment to look at your trunks.
4. Aggressive girls sometimes lose control when you eat the buttons from their blouses.
5. Aggressive girls really want to get to know you if you walk into a bar dragging a blazing fire and a bottle of chilled champagne.
6. Aggressive girls always get hot when you get down on your hands and knees and bay at their breasts.
Gold is $1,581/oz today. When it hits $2,000, it will be up 26.5%. Let's see how long that takes. - De 3/11/2013 - ANSWER: 7 Years, 5 Months
Shy girls can be animals.
I bet you are surprised to read that. But it is true.
Shy girls frequently have enormous reservoirs of pent-up sexual energy locked deep within the chasms and crannies of their being.
When released, that energy can explode into a supernova of lust, unleashing a savage carnal fury that will overwhelm you in its magnitude, crush you in its splendor, and make your nose hairs smoke.
Now, I know you're asking yourself, "how can I get me some of that? " The best advice to follow is to be careful. There are certain things you should never say to shy girls.
What You Should Never Say to Shy Girls Remember that shy girls are self-conscious by nature and do not like to be the center of attention. So never approach a shy girl in a bar and say:
1. Well, look at those Winnebagos.
2. How does it feel to be boring?
3. Boogaloogaloogaloogaloogaloo.
4. My God, you're homely.
5. Care to get naked in Jell-O?
What You Should Always Say to Shy Girls If you see a shy girl sitting alone in a bar and you want to meet her, here are several things to say to introduce yourself and put her at ease at the same time.
1. I'm going to sit down now, and I'm going to ask if you want another drink. Blink once for yes and twice for no.
2. I was shy once, too, you know, until I realized what a total bore I was.
3. Can I crawl up and hide between your thighs?
4. I've got a secret and I'll bet you've got a secret. So why don't I tell you mine, and then why don't you tell me yours? Mine is, I like to dress up in feathers.
5. Care to get naked in a closet?
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