What do you think, refined girls don't have needs, refined girls don't have wants? Refined girls are nothing more than cheap girls who have learned to keep their elbows off the table.
As long as you know what not to say - and keep your hands to yourself for five minutes - you have a terrific chance of picking up any refined girl in the world. Especially if she's slumming.
What You Should Never Tell a Refined Girl Since they have an image to keep up, refined girls won't speak to you if you say certain things to them. So never say these certain things. Never say to a refined girl:
1. "So tell me about your woman parts."
2. "Want to hear me play my fly? "
3. "I'll buy you a drink if you let me crack the knuckles in your toes."
4. "Go ahead, see if you can guess how big it is."
5. "Oh, Michelangelo was okay, for a guy who couldn't tap dance."
6. "My stars… You've got a neck like a bull!"
7. "I'm probably the only guy in the room who isn't a fa**ot."
Refined girls don't want to hear these things. Rather, they prefer to hear refined things, things which draw on the arts, which draw on the classics, which reveal you as a thinker, as an intellectual, as a guy with suave moves.
How to Show Refined Girls You've Got Suave Moves In addition to a studied air of nonchalance, you should develop the following skills. You should be able to:
1. Tell a refined girl in Latin that you are hung like a loaf of Italian bread.
2. Sing the score from at least one obscene French opera.
3. Use the words, "my estate," "my trust fund," and "come with me to Aculpulco" in a single sentence.
4. Paint a vivid, verbal picture of the erotic art of Pompeii.
5. Order Muscatel in four languages.
6. Caress her soul with your eyes.
7. Undress her with your eyes while discussing Pablo Picasso.
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Suppose some night you are feeling tough.
Suppose some night you feel like kicking butt.
Suppose some night you want to find someone who will kick butt with you, who will stand back-to-back with you, take on all comers and cleaning out bars and fighting sailors and Marines and stevedors. And then who, later on, will stand front-to-front with you, taking you on, if you catch my drift.
What you need, my friend, is to get yourself a violent girl.
You are probably asking yourself, "Where am I going to find a violent girl? I thought they were all in homes, or worked as vice presidents of marketing."
That's not true. Violent girls are everywhere. You just have to know how to identify them.
How to Identify Violent Girls You can tell if a girl is a violent girl if:
1. You ask her where the restrooms are and she shows you by throwing a knife into the restroom door.
2. You ask her who the hostess is and she shows you by throwing a knife into the hostess.
3. You ask her if she wants some dip, and she replies, "No, I've got Harold," and backhands her date across the room.
4. The waiter forgets her drink, and she decides to "teach him a lesson"by spot-welding his penis to the jukebox.
5. When they see her coming, policemen move to the other side of the street.
It is not enough however to be able to tell who violent girls are. You also have to be able to get their attention.
How to Get a Violent Girl's Attention Violent girls like it when you do things that are bigger-than-life, that are a little meaner, a little tougher, a little more insensitive than your run-of-the-mill guy would do. Violent girls know that: 1. Anyone can crush a beer can in one hand. What turns violent girls on is when you crush a Scotch bottle in one hand.
2. Anyone can put out a cigarette by mashing it against his forehead. What turns violent girls on is when you put out a wood-burning stove by mashing it against your forehead.
3. Anyone can swallow a goldfish. What turns violent girls on is when you swallow a bartender (pinning back his ears and putting butter on his forehead is optional.)
4. Anyone can open a beer bottle by using his teeth. What turns violent girls on is when you open a brewery by using your teeth.
5. Anyone can throw peanuts up in the air and catch them in his mouth. What turns violent girls on is when you throw waitresses up in the air and catch them in your mouth.
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