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Re: How to Pick Up Girls
Ch 11 - FOREIGN GIRLS 

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HOW TO PICK UP FOREIGN GIRLS

Some men prefer foreign girls to girls from their own country.
They think, "foreign girls are exciting. Foreign girls know about different ways to make love. Foreign girls talk in a foreign language. That really turns me on, as long as it's not Bulgarian. I want to foreign girl."
But how can you meet a foreign girl? On the outside, they look just like normal people. What you need is a sure-fire technique.

A Sure-Fire Technique
Storm into a bar, blow a whistle, and scream at the top of your lungs, "Immigration Officer! All foreigners, up against the wall." Then, just take your pick.

Another Sure-Fire Technique
Storm into a bar, blow a whistle, and scream at the top of your lungs, "I have chocolate, I have silk stockings...."

































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Re: How to Pick Up Girls
Ch 10 - REFINED GIRLS
By: Decomposed
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Tue, 10 May 22 8:22 PM
Msg. 31876 of 60008

HOW TO PICK UP REFINED GIRLS

What do you think, refined girls don't have needs, refined girls don't have wants? Refined girls are nothing more than cheap girls who have learned to keep their elbows off the table.
As long as you know what not to say - and keep your hands to yourself for five minutes - you have a terrific chance of picking up any refined girl in the world. Especially if she's slumming.

What You Should Never Tell a Refined Girl
Since they have an image to keep up, refined girls won't speak to you if you say certain things to them. So never say these certain things. Never say to a refined girl:
1. "So tell me about your woman parts."
2. "Want to hear me play my fly? "
3. "I'll buy you a drink if you let me crack the knuckles in your toes."
4. "Go ahead, see if you can guess how big it is."
5. "Oh, Michelangelo was okay, for a guy who couldn't tap dance."
6. "My stars… You've got a neck like a bull!"
7. "I'm probably the only guy in the room who isn't a fa**ot."
Refined girls don't want to hear these things. Rather, they prefer to hear refined things, things which draw on the arts, which draw on the classics, which reveal you as a thinker, as an intellectual, as a guy with suave moves.

How to Show Refined Girls You've Got Suave Moves
In addition to a studied air of nonchalance, you should develop the following skills. You should be able to:
1. Tell a refined girl in Latin that you are hung like a loaf of Italian bread.
2. Sing the score from at least one obscene French opera.
3. Use the words, "my estate," "my trust fund," and "come with me to Aculpulco" in a single sentence.
4. Paint a vivid, verbal picture of the erotic art of Pompeii.
5. Order Muscatel in four languages.
6. Caress her soul with your eyes.
7. Undress her with your eyes while discussing Pablo Picasso.


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