The Geography of a Woman as she ages:
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain: With a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada: Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet: Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
The Geography of a Man as he ages:
Between 1 and 100, a man is like North Korea and Russia: Ruled by a pair of nuts!
What is the point of rules that are not enforced?
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