http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2022/05/24/hes-dead-jim-dead-doug-collins-takes-eric-swalwell-to-the-shed-twice-in-brutally-hilarious-back-and-forth-over-russia/
Eric Swalwell was super excited to be blocked by Russia. Suppose that makes him feel like part of the cool kid club with Biden and Harris.
Yeah, that’s pathetic.
Interesting how Russia has not yet barred Obama but we digress.
Look at this sad little brag.
Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) ~ Эрик СУОЛУЭЛЛ
That’s my name as printed on Russia’s latest round of sanctions. What took them so long?
SEE?! I’M COOL TOO!
Doug Collins (one of our favorites) chimed in as to why it may have taken them a little bit longer to you know, ban the ding-dong. And you know, it makes sense.
Douglas Allen Collins (born August 16, 1966) is an American lawyer and retired politician who served as the U.S. representative for Georgia's 9th congressional district from 2013 to 2021. A member of the Republican Party and a political supporter of former U.S. President Donald Trump, he previously served in the Georgia House of Representatives from 2007, representing the 27th district, which includes portions of Hall County, Lumpkin County and White County. Collins also serves as a chaplain in the U.S. Air Force Reserve with the rank of lieutenant colonel.
Doug Collins (@RepDougCollins) ~ Took so long because they didn’t want to offend China!
Good point. Can’t upset their fellow Communists or Fang Fang.
Eric tried to fire back (he thought this was a dig):
Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) ~ Hi Doug. Are you still in Congress? Lost track of you. What’s the latest?
Dork tries so hard ... and just fails so hard.
Doug won this one:
Doug Collins (@RepDougCollins) ~ Yep! Just watching the classics today!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102945/
Sleeping with the Enemy.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Collins-1, Swalwell-0
Others had some thoughts about why Russia dragged their feet banning a nobody like Eric.
Keith Burgin - The Toxic Something Podcast (@KeithBurgin) ~ Deciding whether it was worth the effort to sanction someone who'd already been bedded by a Chinese spy.
Mike Bullard (@bullimusmaximus) ~ They had to clear it with China is my guess.
Jason “Storm” Nelson (@Storm4Congress) ~ Maybe Fang Fang had put in a good word?
ULTRA-Hugh Jass (@beard_emerson) ~ They had to go through the 332 million more important US Citizens than you ...
El Jefe (@ElJefeTwoloom) ~ Are you sure it wasn’t listed as:
Фартинг АССХОЛЕ ?
That translates to ‘Farting As*hole’.
Yeah, we’re done here. LOL!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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