‘Let me dumb it down for you’: Monica Lewinsky can’t figure out why SHE got a ticket for speeding but BIG SCARY ASSAULT RIFLES are legal and LOL
http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2022/05/30/let-me-dumb-it-down-for-you-monica-lewinsky-cant-figure-out-why-she-got-a-ticket-for-speeding-but-big-scary-assault-rifles-are-legal-and-lol/
Monica Lewinsky got a $450 ticket for speeding and is perplexed that she got a ticket and yet ASSAULT RIFLES ARE LEGAL.
Clearly, Bill wasn’t interested in Monica for her mind.
Ok, that was mean but c’mon, really Monica? We get it, you’re a Democrat and likely super pro-gun control but really? This is almost as dumb as people who try and use the roads to prove socialism does indeed WORK in America.
Oh, look ... Monica uses "she/her" as her pronouns. I'm sure Billy Jeff is relieved to know that!
We like how she spelled the f-word out in the first sentence but couldn’t bother to spell it out in the last.
Heh.
And as you can likely already imagine, this did not go well for her. Like, at all.
Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) ~ I’d say you aren’t this stupid, but ample evidence and all.
Ahem.
Benjamin Martin VII (@KVollero( ~ So you're saying that, since you broke the law with it, your car should be illegal?
Please, let’s not give them any ideas. We can see it now, COMMON SENSE CAR CONTROL.
Oy.
Mark Ashworth & the Wreckoning Bros Podcast (@marklarflash) ~ Hi:
You don’t have a constitutionally protected right to drive a car. You do have a constitutionally protected right to own rifles.
Thanks.
Michael Haugen (@HaugenTX) ~ Pretty good argument for abolishing speed cameras, frankly.
HA HA HA HA!
Hey, fair point.
Your buddy Dave (@davesplash) ~ $450?! How fast were you going? 🤣
Right? She must have been FLYING!
NICOLAS J. VARELA (@nickjv23) ~ Let me dumb it down for you. The car isn’t illegal, it’s speeding in it that’s illegal. The gun isn’t illegal, it’s the shooting of people that is illegal.
Whoa.
Mind blown.
It’s not the vehicle breaking the law, Monica. It’s the driver.
Just like it’s not the gun breaking the law, it’s the shooter.
Savvy?
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence