File this under the category of "WTF"! Not that Taco Bell has ever been in any danger of having me walk through their doors, but they couldn't pay me enough to do it, now. Barf!
http://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/kevindowneyjr/2022/05/31/taco-bell-come-for-the-diarrhea-stay-for-the-drag-show-n1602206
By Kevin Downey, Jr.
PJ Media
May 31, 2022
Taco Bell is hoping that attention-deprived, lip-synching chicks with d***s will help you get that breakfast burrito down.
The Taco Bell Drag Brunch show is hitting the road and delivering taped weiners and gyrating man-hips to a Taco Bell Cantina (they have booze) location near you if you live in Chicago, Nashville, Fort Lauderdale, Las Vegas, and New York City, through the months of May and June.
Tenderoni (@Tender_oni) ~ Had an amazing time at the @tacobell Drag Brunch with my sisters @aunty_chan and @theemisstoto #tacobellpartner #tacobell #tacobelldragbrunch
http://twitter.com/i/status/1528807763563974656
Audience members hoping to watch needy men shake their chili cheese burritos will have to be 18 years old to enter. Members of Taco Bell’s reward group, “Fire Tier,” will have the first “crack” (heh-heh) at the chance for tickets.
Here are the dates and locations in case you don’t want to see drag queens wiggle their cheesy roll-ups as you force down your culturally appropriated Taco Supreme:
* May 1: Las Vegas Cantina:
* May 22: Chicago, Wrigleyville Cantina
* May 29: Nashville Cantina
* June 12: New York, Times Square Cantina
* June 26: Fort Lauderdale Cantina
Yeah, a culturally appropriated Taco Supreme with a side of Monkeypox.
One of the lead dudes - uh, "dancers" - is Kay Sedia (get it, quesadilla). He will be keeping it unreal at all the events and local drag queens will join the testicle spectacle at each location.
From the Taco Bell press release:
As a brand that brings people together, the Taco Bell Drag Brunch experience is rooted in celebrating the LGBTQIA+ community and creating safe and welcoming spaces for all. To further its mission to break down barriers to education, the Taco Bell Foundation is supporting the It Gets Better Project with a grant to expand workforce readiness resources for LGBTQIA+ youth around the globe. Each Drag Brunch will have dedicated time spotlighting the It Gets Better Project and provide attendees with information on how they can get involved.
According to the same press release, Gropey Joe Biden, Obama, and Hillary “support” the It Gets Better Project and, purportedly, the not so mucho macho nacho drag show. Enjoy your chalupa.
DAMN, how desperate is Taco Bell, eh?!
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