http://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2022/06/22/rep-eric-swalwell-feels-bad-for-boy-being-raised-in-a-cult-family/
Not only does Rep. Eric Swalwell not back Trump … he also farts on TV, sleeps with Chinese spies, and threatened to nuke American citizens. There are plenty of good reasons to keep your child out of Swalwell’s reach. For his part, Swalwell feels bad for this poor boy who is being raised in a cult family.
Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) ~ Today I gave a tour in the Capitol and was stopped by a father with his young boy. The father yelled at me “Hey Swalwell” and then told his son, “that’s Swalwell. He’s trouble. He doesn’t back Trump.” I kept walking and felt sad for the boy. He’s being raised in a cult family.
Keri Lynn (@kerilynnNY) ~ Of all the things that never happened ... LOL!
Lone Star Jack (@mtumulty) ~ Cool story bro.
Paul M. (@ArizonaPaul) ~ How is Jussie these days?
Robert Laurie (@RobertLaurie) ~ This didn’t happen.
SnarkyBowTieNYC (@porscheFanNYC) ~ This literally didn’t happen.
Safe Spaces | Commentary+ (@real_safespaces) ~ You could collect these self-aggrandizing “stories” from this person and have more than enough for several years of one-a-day calendars. He spins these yarns because he thinks you’re stupid enough to believe him.
Well, Swalwell may think they are "self-aggrandizing," but that little boy was actually pointing out and laughing at the brown stains on the back of Swalwell's pants. Apparently, some of those farts were sharts.
Ezra Swander (@fjb_1984) ~ Make sure and follow @RepSwalwell for more stories about things that definitely happened for sure.
Aldous Huxley's Ghost™ (@AF632) ~ Someday we're gonna find out keeping young boys away from you is a really good thing, aren't we?
Joe Macrina (@QED76) ~
"Dear Diary,
Today, yet again I was a hero. Let me tell you the story ..."
Ultra Journalist (Ret) - JOURN-L of Skrypton (@Magnum_CK) ~ You will be forever traumatized by this thing that absolutely didn’t happen.
Scott W. Hunter (@SWHesq) ~ And then everyone clapped.
Don’t worry about Swalwell ... he’s being consoled by his followers with lots and lots of broken heart and crying emoji. He’ll get through it.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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