CDC tells public to not 'kiss or snuggle' chickens, ducks, backyard poultry amid salmonella outbreaks
http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/cdc-chickens-ducks-poultry-salmonella
...poor old zz. His chances of getting laid safely have decreased dramatically.
...reminds me of a thingy from 9gag
Girl: I am fixing chicken strips for dinner. They will be cooked rare.
Guy: Your gonna get Salmonella
Girl: Don't be silly, it's chicken, not salmon.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!