Spoiler Alert - The Teleprompter won. ROTFLMAO!
Assistant WH press secretary insists that Joe Biden didn’t say that thing we all just heard him say (and gets ratio’d for her efforts)
http://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2022/07/08/assistant-wh-press-secretary-insists-that-joe-biden-didnt-say-that-thing-we-all-just-heard-him-say-and-gets-ratiod-for-her-efforts/
During his speech today about his “Executive Order to protect access to reproductive health care,” President Joe Biden grappled with the teleprompter and lost.
In one of numerous instances of him tripping over the words that had been written out for him, Biden appeared to accidentally read the stage directions as well as the lines he was supposed to say:
Greg Price (@greg_price11) ~ Joe Biden accidentally reads the part on the teleprompter that says "repeat the line" when they wanted him to say the line again. LFMAO!
http://twitter.com/i/status/1545441526133788673
“End of quote. Repeat the line.” is getting a lot of attention now as a result. And the White House is attempting to do damage control.
Here’s White House assistant press secretary Emilie Simons’ contribution to the effort:
Emilie Simons (@EmilieSimons46) ~ No. He said, "let me repeat that line."
No ... listen to the video, you lying twat ... Brandon CLEARLY says "repeat the line." There is not "let me" or "that" - period, end of story.
Philip Melanchthon Wegmann (@PhilipWegmann) ~ About that teleprompter: White House says, no, Biden didn't accidentally read the stage directions.
Noam Blum (@neontaster) ~ What else would they say?
True. Their only recourse is to lie, even though the video immediately and devastatingly proves that they are lying. Heh heh heh heh heh.
Greg Price (@greg_price11) ~ It’s even funnier when you realize Biden literally did not say what his comms staffer is telling you he said.
Oooof.
And then, it gets EVEN better!
‘Terminate the presidency’? Joe Biden delivers simultaneously dishonest and incoherent speech on pro-abort executive order [videos]
http://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2022/07/08/terminate-the-presidency-joe-biden-delivers-simultaneously-dishonest-and-incoherent-speech-on-pro-abort-executive-order-videos/
In reference to that highly dubious story about a 10-year-old girl crossing state lines to get an abortion, Brandon let loose with this gem ...
TheBlaze (@theblaze) ~ Biden claims a 10-year-old was forced to travel across state lines to "terminate the presidency."
http://twitter.com/i/status/1545444780108353536
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The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence