I know I shouldn't encourage some of you 'gentlemen', but I couldn't help myself.
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A rich business man decided to marry. He picked three of the women he dated and gave them $5,000 each.
The first woman went to a salon in town as soon as she received her money. She got her hair done, brightened her nails and bought new clothes. "I know it makes you happy when I'm happy," she said.
The second woman took money and went to town and bought a lot of things a golfer needs: new outfits, golf shoes, a set of golf clubs, and sunglasses. She gave these to the businessman and said, "It makes me happy when you are happy."
The third woman took the money she received and invested in the stock market. A week later, she returned the original $5,000 to the businessman, and deposited her profit in a joint bank account. "This money will help toward our future together," she said.
The businessman looked at all three, thought about it, and finally married the woman with the biggest breasts.
What is the point of rules that are not enforced?
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