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With Joe Biden’s health a bit more uncertain these days, thanks to apparent back-to-back cases of COVID, it’s at least comforting to know that his vice president is both physically and mentally fit to step in if he needs her.
Yep, we can definitely rest easy knowing that someone like Kamala Harris is around:
Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) ~ Kamala: "While we send our prayers, and our love, we also, with each day, renew our commitment to the urgency of now and the ability that we have collectively, all of us in it together, to do something about it."
http://twitter.com/i/status/1554204681567703041
Does this cow even know what planet she's on?
Kamala Harris is a natural leader who, naturally, understands leadership. She, in her dedication to the American people, is dedicated and also American and also a person, which is one of many people. And she is hopeful that love will win out, today, tomorrow, and yesterday, which is the day before today, which is the day before tomorrow, which is two days after yesterday.
Deepak Skaker (@dpakshak) ~ 'Also, while we were sending our prayers, and our love, we also, with each day, were renewing our commitment to the urgency of now and the ability that we have collectively, all of us in it together, to do something about it, when my dog, who we love, each day, stepped on a bee.'
Amen.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
Anas Kesto (@AnasTheMenace) ~ @andrewhermiz tell me this doesn't sound like she's reading our predictive text conversations that we have to be honest with the family and friends who may have a great day.
𝙰𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚠 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚣 (@andrewhermiz) ~ She’s always been a great person to have too many times lol but she’s still waiting for a couple weeks for a new job to get to the house lol 😂 she’s doing well and she loves you so.
Wow. That’s almost good enough to be a Kamala Harris speech.
T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) ~ Vice President Predictive Text strikes again.
She definitely has a brand, doesn’t she? So she’s got that going for her, at least.
John Rich (@johnrich) ~ So deep.
The deepest. Not shallow, which is the opposite of deep. Just like love is the opposite of hate and potato is the opposite of tomato, and be sure to drink your Ovaltine.
Amanda Jean (@AJAmmirabilis) ~ Y'all just don't understand the value of the freshness she brings.
Her commitment to committing is truly admirable, and we really admire it, and we are committed to admiring her with our admiration in the United States of America, where freedom rings, much like onion rings.
We are so blessed.
Eddie Scarry (@eScarry) ~ Every Kamala speech ...
http://twitter.com/i/status/1554206510795857921
God bless us, everyone.
Based on a suggestion from Kamala ... given that Brandon is now on his second bout of Covid ... the White House is trying out a new mask ...
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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