http://pjmedia.com/culture/lincolnbrown/2022/08/01/reuters-fact-checkers-simulated-periods-and-other-signs-that-the-world-is-going-to-hell-n1617573
By Lincoln Brown
PJ Media
August 1, 2022
So, I took the weekend off to go fishing. Three cutthroat trout and an indeterminate number of beers later, I returned to reality and promptly decided I would have been better off sleeping with the fishes.
During my absence, Reuters, in an effort to defend the destruction of a republic and the administration of President Occupant, fact-checked a gag video of Biden wandering away during a speech by Dr. Jill Choco Taco Biden about kids heading back to school. The sound of an approaching ice cream truck was added to make it look like Biden was breaking ranks for a frozen treat. The video itself made my day.
http://710wor.iheart.com/featured/mark-simone/content/2021-09-14-watch-when-joe-biden-spots-an-ice-cream-truck/
That Reuters needed to fact-check a joke shows the abysmal state of the media today. Their tongues must be getting dry from all that bootlicking. Paging Brian Stelter? Brian Stelter, please pick up a white-guilt courtesy phone. Of course, the bigger question remains unanswered: Why did President Occupant wander off in the first place? Like the mysteries of crop circles, the Nazca Lines, and the Bermuda Triangle, we may never know.
But it gets better. And worse. Courtesy of the United Kingdom. Thank you, England, for the YouTuber instructing men who have deluded themselves into thinking that they are women on how to convince the rest to join them in their psychotic breaks. YouTuber Bryony Farmer has produced a video instructing men on how to simulate a period, complete with a recipe for fake menstrual blood. And no, you DON’T get a link. Ruin your mind on your own time. The Post Millennial reports that Farmer’s video begins with the written message: “Menstruation is something natural that is constantly associated with being a ‘woman,’ therefore it is completely normal for all women to want to experience this sensation and I hope you all can appreciate that.”
Farmer even explains how to replicate the process of menstruation, complete with how the blood should appear on the pad.
I asked several reliable sources (aka, actual women) if they had ever wanted to experience the sensation of having a period. The doctor says I should be back to eating solid food within the week. But in the meantime, their answers about what kind of sensations and experiences they have had include the following. And I quote:
* Cramps
* Bulky pads
* Ruined undergarments
* Cost
* Irritability
Who looks forward to that? Just how far does your dysfunction extend if you are recreating biological processes that are not a part of your biology? Never mind. There are too many answers to that question as it is. ...
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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