http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2022/08/14/dumbest-tweet-in-history-media-comparing-liz-cheney-losing-to-obi-wan-in-that-shell-be-more-powerful-after-losing-backfiresa/
In a galaxy far, far, far away … the same people who are pretending Liz Cheney is some sort of Jedi accused her and her father of being war criminals. They hated her, resented her, likely called her a fascist as she voted with Trump 93% of the time. But now that she has decided to nuke her career to go after the former president and she hates him as they do, she’s their new hero.
For now.
When she loses and Democrats have no more use for her, she’ll fade away. Unlike a Jedi.
Seriously, this is just stupid:
Jonathan Capehart (@CapehartJ) ~ Liz Cheney’s looming primary defeat will make her more powerful than Trump can imagine.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/08/08/liz-cheney-obi-wan-kenobi-trump-darth-vader/
From WaPo:
Star Wars fans, remember that scene in “Episode IV: A New Hope” when Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi and Sith lord Darth Vader are light-sabering it out on the Death Star? Kenobi and Vader are monologuing over the crackle of their clashing weapons when Kenobi declares, “If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.” Then, in an act of self-sacrifice he hopes will hasten the destruction of the evil Empire, Kenobi allows Vader to do just that.
A version of this battle is playing out in real life with Rep. Liz Cheney (R-Wyo.) as Kenobi and former president Donald Trump as Vader. Now, I realize that Cheney’s father, former vice president Dick Cheney, has traditionally been known as Darth Vader, what with the Iraq War and “enhanced interrogation” techniques and all that. But work with me, people.
Like her dad, Liz is more like Vader, guys. Sorry, not sorry.
What a stupid article.
And that explains the stupid tweet:
Catturd ™ (@catturd2) ~ {Replying to @CapehartJ} 😂😂😂😂😂😂 dumbest tweet in history.
Shay Patrick Cormac (@ShayCormac_1) ~ {Replying to @CapehartJ} Narrator: No, it won't.
Best Life (@RealStarMan) ~ {Replying to @CapehartJ} More embarrassing fan fiction from the left.
JayJay McMaster, CD (@tantrumblue1) ~ {Replying to @CapehartJ} Is this a serious thing? You really went there for real? This isn’t satire or parody? Please, please, please say this is satire.
Cincy Browncoat - You can't take the sky from me (@cincy_browncoat) ~ {Replying to @CapehartJ}
Fran Fabulous (@franfabulous2) ~ {Replying to @CapehartJ} Obi Wan wasn’t part of the Empire.
Nope.
She is definitely more Vader.
No, I disagree. Liz is more Jar Jar Binks.
Ginny (@ginkates) ~ {Replying to @CapehartJ} Haha snort!
Democrats love the Cheneys, now, y’all!!
The desperation is quite stunning!!
Stunning.
Embarrassing.
Hilarious.
It all works.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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