...a restaurant hangs a sign in front says, if you order something and we don't have it you win $500.00. Guy sees the sign, goes in and orders an Elephant Ear Sandwich. Waiter says, "You just won $500, let me go get the owner. Waiter goes back and tells the owner. Owner can be heard shouting, "Ya don't mean we are out of elephant ears do ya?" "No", says the waiter, we are out of them big buns."
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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