I will type slow so he can keep up.
1. dump grits in bowl (instant)
2. pour hot water on top of grits
3. if it's too thick add more water
4. if it's too soupy add more grits
5. add butter, bacon grease,
Enjoy!
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!