http://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp-313137/2022/09/09/kamala-spoken-job-laugh-laughter-occurred-across-tweets/
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Yep, you guessed right – Vice President ‘not quite at page count on my college essay‘ gave another speech in only the way she can. She didn’t have sinister lighting and wasn’t flanked by soldiers, so it was actually a breath of fresh air.
Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) ~ Kamala: "Today, the business of our work is for the council to report on the work that has occurred since our last meeting across these areas. We will today also discuss the work yet ahead, the work we must still do."
http://twitter.com/i/status/1568310951950127109
Robyn Young (@MrsBag85050) ~ Teacher: Write a 3 page essay, due tomorrow.
Kamala: In large print, triple spaced, and written 1 inch in from the margins. “The essay I will write about today because today is the assignment due date, not tomorrow, but was assigned yesterday ...
LOL! Exactly!
Shannon Ford (@h0memadetweets) ~
http://twitter.com/i/status/1568318022108217344
Wuh?
AtticusFinch1776 (@AFinch1776) ~ My God. This woman was the attorney general for California??!! She can’t string a cohesive sentence together. Is that a prerequisite for this administration?
We hate to break it to you, but she’s the coherent one.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
Eyes from the Skies (@JohnnyGStrang) ~ Absolute gibberish word salad - the gift that keeps on giving. 👍🔥
It truly is one of the few silver linings of the Biden administration, if we’re being honest.
Semi-Fascist Eileen (@10Sgirl61) ~ She’s make great middle management. Scheduling meeting to talk about what they should meet about in future meetings.
Ha! You all keep reading our minds!
Kelly Reed (@1txhippiechick) ~ 😂 Bottomless word salad, might as well send royalties to The Olive Garden.
Bottomless. Word. Salad. Chef’s kiss.
Travis Terral (@OKBayouBengal) ~
Bwahaha!
Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) ~ HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!
Just embrace it. The only thing worse than a good Kamala word salad would be not having them to laugh at.
blighter (@blightersort) ~ When I’m unexpectedly asked to give a status update on my projects.
Right? LOL.
T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) ~ For real, though ... what in the world is going on in her speechwriting office?
Our money’s on this being an elaborate competition among her speechwriters to see how far they can push it.
jimtreacher.substack.com (@jtLOL) ~ I'm telling you, she's a predictive text algorithm.
This explains everything!
Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) ~
Say what you want about VP Kamala ... and she’d probably be willing to repeat it if it shows up on her teleprompter.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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