My apologies in advance, frog king, but this post contains some shots at the expense of your ho, Stacey. Well ... on second thought ...
http://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2022/09/22/conservative-comedy-outed-as-attention-seeking-plus-cruelty-to-try-to-assert-dominance/
Conservative comedy is in great shape — so leave it to Twitter to ban The Babylon Bee for “hateful” speech. Fortunately, people can still take screenshots of Bee headlines and post them.
Stacey Abrams gave us plenty to joke about today (such as the #StaceyAbramsConspiracyTheories hashtag), and Ashley St. Clair took her shot:
Ashley St. Clair (@stclairashley) ~ FACT: An unborn baby has a healthier heart rate than Stacey Abrams after a buffet.
But, of course, there has to be a humorless libtard with a stick up his ass ...
Michael Marshall Smith (@ememess) ~ Remember that kid who ran around the school yard pulling people's hair? Or the bully that took your school work and threw it in the river and laughed? That's the heart of conservative "comedy". Attention-seeking + using cruelty to laboriously try to assert dominance.
Awww, poor lil' Michael ... he was the school weenie who got pushed around a lot ... and now he's emotionally scarred for life!
Michael Marshall Smith (@ememess) ~ RIP my mentions. Ashley has a lot of guys caping for her brand of humor, huh.
Well, Michael ... Ashley is funny and you're just a pathetic whiner, soooooo ...
Yeah, sorry dude, but you asked for it.
Aldous Huxley's Ghost™ (@AF632) ~ {Replying to @ememess}
Mitch Wilson (@Diesel_NC) ~ {Replying to @ememess} Relax Francis.
He can't relax, Mitch ... Michael still has that stick up his ass, don'tcha know!
Tobin (@TobiasJ99) ~ {Replying to @ememess} Is Stacy Abrams overweight?
The Sarcastic Ginger (@Andy13797817) ~ {Replying to @TobiasJ99 and @ememess} I’m not saying she’s fat but if I were to name 5 of the fattest people I know, she’d be 3 of them.
skyflyrr - 1776 (@BobMoreno19) ~ {Replying to @ememess} You do know you’re embarrassing yourself, right?! 😧😒😹
Texas Guy (@TexasFreeSpeech) ~ {Replying to @ememess} Yeah. We know liberals are never cruel with their comedy. 🤪
Professor Fate (@ImProfessorFate) ~ {Replying to @ememess} Everything the left accuses the right of ...
Todd of Mischief (@AndToddsaid) ~ {Replying to @ememess) Per the comedy police, jokes about Stacey Abrams are officially classified as “punching down.”
Huh ... I thought it would be more like punching a squishy trampoline?
MariatheAssayer (@MariaViale5) ~ {Replying to @ememess}
qu*aaron*tined (@arocktweets) ~ {Replying to @ememess} Remember your pinned tweet?
Oooh, Michael ... you're SUCH a POTTY-MOUTH, lil' dude!
Mandy (@AmericangirlMNM) ~ {Replying to @ememess} It was a joke and a good one. Take a Xanax.
With all of Michael's personal problems, I'm sure he has all sorts of prescription medications to choose from.
NorCalMatteo (@NorCalMatteo) ~ {Replying to @ememess) Stacy isn’t gonna date you, bro.
Not when she has the frog king warmin' up her bed and braiding her cornrows!
Conspiracy damage control (@Conspiracydam1) ~ {Replying to @ememess} Groan. Abrams is telling medical lies to justify killing unborn babies. Get your priorities straight. She's fair game.
MarioTx (@HigherProfit) ~ {Replying to @ememess} She's opened herself up to any and all criticism.
Gabriella 2 (@MataJari45) ~ {Replying to @ememess} There's no laughing in Communism.
Who'da thunk it, eh?
[Object object] (@StevenJBurns) ~ {Replying to @ememess}
Abortion: Good
Abrams Jokes: Literal Violence
Ryan Feola (@RyanFeola1) ~ {Replying to @ememess} Stop being such a pussy.
jrbeck1 (@jrbeck11) ~ {Replying to @ememess} The dominant do not try to assert dominance.
We simply are.
November is almost here.
Tick tock ...
You know what’s funny? That this was supposed to be taken seriously:
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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