You just have to let him sniff you a little until he gets to know you’ would make sense if someone were talking about a dog. Unfortunately, we’re not. As the old adage goes, you can’t teach an old dog not to creep on young women. Okay, that might not be exactly how the saying goes. You guessed it, Creepy Joe is back.
...things like this have a way of sneaking up on old folks. Just the other day mz ribit introduced me to a friend of hers and instead of shaking hands I humped her leg. It could happen to anyone.