Apparently, some libtards are hoping to bring back "The SUV Flat Tire Challenge."
Ooops ... time out ... I gotta get some hot brass outta her bra, don'tcha know!
Here’s a note explaining why the Tire Fighters have let the air out of your SUV tires
http://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2022/10/24/heres-a-note-explaining-why-the-tire-fighters-have-let-the-air-out-of-your-suv-tires/
You might remember that back in April, Twitchy did a post on AdBusters giving instructions on how to let the air out of SUV tires. The SUV Flat Tire Challenge has the mission not to win individual converts but “to engender a systematic aversion to SUVs.” They even gave steps on how to go from neighborhood to neighborhood letting the air out of people’s tires as a careful escalation against climate change:
Adbusters (@Adbusters) ~ So here's what we do: Wedge gravel in the tire valves, leaflet the SUV to let them know the tires are flat and why it was done, and walk away.
It's that simple. If we organize, we can hit enough SUVs in particular neighborhoods to spark reporting and spread the meta-meme.
12:49 PM · Apr 6, 2022
Of course, you were supposed to spare the proletariat class and target upper-end neighborhoods first. The idea was that if word got around that your SUV tires would continually be deflated, you’d wise up and buy an energy-efficient or even electric vehicle.
Here’s a note someone left:
Jude ⚜️ WhoDat ⚜️ Trahan (@wooknponub) ~ This will get you injured.
11:00 AM · Oct 23, 2022
Cecilia Glennon (@CeciliaGlennon) ~ {Replying to @wooknponub} The correct response is to mount a counteroffensive deflating the tires of electric and hybrid cars.
Nah, I disagree. The correct response is for the culprits to blow your tires back up with their mouths. Every half-hour you check their progress, and for every pound of pressure they are short at that time, they get whacked with a tire iron.
Mr. Bubbles (@DiveEric) ~ Touch my vehicle and ...
Curmudgeonly Ron (@yepronsaidit) ~ This must've been in the city's "Business District" or one of its gentrified residential areas. Because I can guarantee you if they pulled this stunt in the real 'hood, they'd be sending this message through a Ouija Board.
The Amazing Muliticolor Ubermensch (@FryUntilCrispy) ~ Whoever did this would wake up with a note pinned to them saying “you touched my car, I took a tooth. Sorry not sorry.”
@PrincessMcLeia (@princessmcleia) ~ I hope they will be man enough to do this in my presence and that they’re ready for a rebuttal.
Don't mess wif da princess!
Gavino (@gavinoVZ) ~ Yeah, it would make more sense if you went around with an air pump making sure everyone’s tires were properly inflated.
Yeah, but ... libtards have no sense, soooooo ...
Lady Bowery (@bowerygirl) ~ I catch someone messing with my car like this, they'd find out the *other* use for a tire iron real quick.
Kimberly, a.k.a. Swamp kitten (@Nursekellogg13) ~
Joe Erwin (@j_erwin) ~ Done by the same people that glue themselves to the pavement for protests.
Yeah, the same ones who then get mad when they need to piss or take a dump and can't unstick themselves from the floor.
Ministry Of Truth - head janitor (@analnightmare) ~
Ouch - SURPRISE!!!
Gillespie Strong (@GillespieStrong) ~
Chadd Last (@ChaddLast) ~ "Hey we did a thing that might cost you your job ... to force you to buy an EV ... because we're good people who care." Is all I'm getting from this letter.
Just buy an electric car, duh. That’s the answer to all of America’s problems. That’s why the climate was completely stable until the introduction of the SUV onto America’s roads.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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