http://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2022/11/08/new-york-times-advises-you-to-plunge-your-face-into-a-bowl-of-water-to-cope-with-the-election/
The New York Times should really be telling this to the panelists on MSNBC and CNN as they watch the election returns come in. We’re not overcome with anxiety, but the Times says that elections and anxiety often go hand-in-hand. Feeling that red wave start to crest? Plunge your face into a bowl of ice water, or breathe like a baby to settle yourself down. Again, they really ought to have bowls of ice water over at CNN so Jake Tapper could take a dip.
The New York Times (@nytimes) ~ Elections and anxiety often go hand in hand. Here are some evidence-based strategies that can help you cope. http://nyti.ms/3Efvc8M
Ben Dreyfuss (@bendreyfuss) ~ If you’re plunging your face into a bowl of ice water because of the NYT election needle, I think you might want to talk to somebody.
Yeah, "somebody" ... as in a psychiatrist.
Beth Baumann (@eb454) ~ Americans have turned into a bunch of pansies. This crap should be parody.
Allie McCandless (@AllieMcCandless) ~ Incoming ...
Holden (@Holden114) ~ It's going to be okay.
U.S. Ministry of Truth (@USMiniTru) ~ What about a kickboxing class or a margarita?
JT (@jltho) ~ This might be the funniest thing I have read so far today.
Logan Hall (@loganclarkhall) ~ COPE. SEETHE.
Harris or Benuti (@HarrisOrBenuti) ~ If this is how you react to elections, maybe it's time to think about how much power the government has over you.
We’ve got more than two years of Joe Biden left, but we’ll make it.
Revenge Tour (@TheOnlyJasonS) ~ 6th Strategy: Accept defeat.
kaitlin, by definition, a woman (@thefactualprep) ~ You forgot to add “cry harder.”
Pajama Momma (Wildflower Seed in the Sand & Wind) (@PjMomma) ~ This tweet is embarrassing.
This is a real thing that the New York Times posted. Then again, remember those photos of women lying on the floor of the Javits Center sobbing when Hillary Clinton lost. Those were good photos.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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