...in a related story:
After an evening of adult beverages a man awakes in his own home and calls the previous evenings host to thank him for being invited him and to compliment him on his beautiful home.
"Tis a beautiful home you have there. I especially thought the bathroom with the golden toilet was elegant">
...who is it? Shouts the wife after hearing the phone ring.
...it's the guy who shit in the tuba.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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