Is it just me or does this dude look like Leonid Brezhnev with a bad hair-dye job on skates???
http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2023/01/29/finland-introduces-worlds-first-transgender-national-figure-skater-and-were-officially-dead-watch/
Yeah ... we got nothin’.
It’s rare that any of us here at Twitchy are at a loss for words (clearly, we write a lot of them every single day) but this is, well, yeah.
Why don’t you give it a watch and decide for yourselves what the EFF this is?
Take a look:
Jack Posobiec (@JackPosobiec) ~ BREAKING: Finland has introduced the world's first transgender national figure skater.
They fall down in the first 45 seconds and no one is allowed to act like anything at all happened.
http://twitter.com/i/status/1619560033985130496
Maybe this was just some sort of performance art?
Yeah?
No?
What.
The.
Hell?
Christina Pushaw (@ChristinaPushaw) ~ There are men who are incredible figure skaters. This guy doesn’t even know how to ice skate. I’m so confused how this even happens.
Tony AJB FJB Bruno (@TonyBrunoShow) ~ Did she/her injure her junk?
Meep.
Runs With Scissors (@itssteveyall) ~ Aren’t trans skaters also expected to be able to skate better than a three year old?
High Info Babe (@aspen_lindsay) ~ This isn’t SNL??
Nah, that would mean SNL was funny again and ... it’s not.
Righteous⚡️Crusader (@Craftmastah) ~ He’s definitely winning all the medals.
If we needed proof that men go into women’s sports because they’re NOT GREAT at the sport here it is.
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