A huge tub-o-lard named Lizzo showed up to the Grammys in an orange floral cape that managed to cover all of her c̶u̶r̶v̶e̶s̶ rolls.
Maye you can find an extra-extra-large one to cover your Stacey, eh?
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence